1. Fake boobs exist to be displayed. Wide open.
2. Key lime pie is overrated.
3. Coconut patties are severely underrated.
4. A mojito made with Haitian rum is infinitely better than a mojito made with Bacardi.
5. Mild jellyfish stings shall never stop you from frolicking in the waves of a surprisingly warm Atlantic ocean.
6. Shrimp are awesome.
SOTD: Amy Winehouse - Fuck-me Pumps. This song IS Miami!
7. Christmas lights, palm trees and flipflops make a strange combo.
8. I want to eat Creole food for the rest of my life.
9. I want to move to Martinique to eat Creole food for the rest of my life.
10. Sunscreen is always a good idea.
11. Long barefoot walks on a sandy beach are a cool and efficient alternative to a pedicure.
12. Watching the sun rise from the ocean instead of setting into it is weird.
13. South Beach is a surprisingly short flight away from winter.
14. Next time, I shall definitely pack my meanest fuck-me pumps. Flats, no matter how cute, do not cut it.
15. Sand gets fucking everywhere, which is fucking annoying.
16. The Everglades are not a swamp, but a very lazy weird river.
17. Orchid blooms as cocktail garnish make girls swoon, especially if said cocktail is mixed by a hot barman.
18. Lavender syrup, Bombay Sapphire gin, lime and fizzy water make a GOOD drink. Especially with an orchid bloom as garnish.
19. New York has better coffee than Miami. And better bagels.
20. Chicks in Miami wear better shoes than chicks in New York (BLASPHEMY!!!)
21. I will be back!!!
Hahahahaha
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